Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...