Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...