Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...