Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...