The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...