Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...