What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Bill Clinton Top10…
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Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.