A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...