From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...