Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...