The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...