Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...