The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.