Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...