Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.