Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...