What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!