Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias