Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...