The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...