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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...