Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!