The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...