How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Blow
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Are the pilots flying blind?
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Fixing broken computers
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Don’t Cut
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Consultation fees
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The Marv Albert Song
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
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Frying Pan
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Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...