How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...