Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge