Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...