Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...