Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...