Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...