ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...