The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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Sure signs that you’re broke!
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Oh the Internet is slow
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What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
How to impress a woman.
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Painting shows it all
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Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...