Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...