Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...