A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...