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Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
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The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
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I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.