Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
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A new type of fraud
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What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...