Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...