trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...