BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...