The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...