Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...