At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...