stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Wifespeak
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What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
“Washing the Clothes”
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OLD NEVER DIES 11
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