More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...