Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...