Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...