What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Few Gymnasts
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Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Naming of Jesus
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Befuddled PC Users…
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Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...