You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...