Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...